2AM I awake to the groaning of wood, or maybe it’s whatever is inside. I don’t check, all I know is that it wakes me up. It just sits there in the middle of my room, this crappy cabinet facing me every morning. I know I didn’t make it. I mean, nobody, who knew what they were doing would use mismatched woods like wood laminates, bamboo. and birch. The paint looks like it was half heartedly sanded and given up on. I don’t know how this shoddy cabinet ended up by my bedside. It is a disgrace of lumber and I can hardly stand knowing such a boondoggle exists.

I’ve thought about fixing it and showing how a real craftsman creates a piece of furniture, but there’s this thing inside. It groans when I open the doors and stretches alongside the swing of the door. Its skin straining to hold whatever lies underneath together. Whatever it is, it’s lifeless until I disturb it. I’ve tried waiting, feeding it, and I shot it a few times. With nothing of a response besides its half hearted groans. A friend convinced me I should post on here and get some advice.

Jeez I don't even know where to start... you should probably buy matching wood first

Holy fuck that's atrocious

I'd be haunted too if I made something like that. You should try visiting the Starting Carpentry section, there's a lot of good general advice there. This section is for more specific complex problems, not for beginners to go "what am I doing wrong"

If you had half a brain and read my post I stated: I DID NOT MAKE IT. THERE IS A MONSTER INSIDE OF IT. Is mod just a title given to anyone who's head is caved in?

You are being banned from posting for 48 hours. You will still have access to the site if you do want to learn from the starting carpentry section.

You clearly have a lot to learn, here's lesson one: