2AM I awake to the groaning of wood, or maybe it’s whatever is inside. I don’t check. All I know is that it wakes me up.

It just sits there in the middle of my room, this cabinet. I know I didn’t make it.

There’s something inside. It groans when I open the doors. It stretches. It’s lifeless until disturbed.

A friend convinced me I should post on here and get some advice.

Jeez I don't even know where to start... you should probably buy matching wood first

Holy fuck that's atrocious

I'd be haunted too if I made something like that. Visit the Starting Carpentry section.

I DID NOT MAKE IT. THERE IS A MONSTER INSIDE OF IT.

You are being banned from posting for 48 hours.

I think you should learn from this.